AND DIES CAUSE I HAVE TO GET UP IN FIVE AND A HALF HOURS
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of
i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys
omg the way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT
BUNNIES FUCKING HOP
ok but maybe the bunny has a crush on the kitty
You’re from a whole ‘nother world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I’m ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction
Boy, you’re an alien
Your touch so foreign
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
When people try to offend you by calling the band you like gay
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
Will there ever be a super junior poster that I wont have to feel embarrassed trying to explain to outsiders